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Welcome, we're glad you're here. There are more clowns than usual on the golf course. One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a figure wearing a black wet suit. The swimmer put aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit. There stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be! Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years. Then she removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around? Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too! Wife, Car and Golf Clubs. Reward for Golf Clubs. What's that you've got in your pocket? Oh, does it hurt as much as tennis elbow? When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 5. When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 7. How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round Chapter 9. I hear your husband is a linguist. Yes, he speaks three languages, football, baseball and golf. Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. You've got to ease up on the sports. You've got jogger's knee, golfer's toe, tennis elbow and - worst of all - boxer's brain Never putt a dirty golf ball. Clean ones roll true. A hummer of a golf cart. A man takes the day off work and...

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