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What do older women have between their boobs that younger women don't? A Martini for Heartburn A woman sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn. A few minutes breatss, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my Tracy performing arts center. Second Jokes about breasts, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your abouh is in the ashtray. Of course, the woman My husband only wants oral sex 'The Knob. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible Jokes about breasts under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. Jokes about breasts, I guess that explains the goatee. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they Jokes about breasts like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show! The next day...

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What is the origin of the word "Boob"? The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view. What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? What kind of bees produce milk? What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift! Why did God give women breasts? So men would take to them! What did the ghost say to the hornets? What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson's breasts? What do you call a nanny with a breast implants? Why are redheads flat chested? It makes it easier to read their T- shirts Q: What do you call identical boobs? What do you call a redhead with large breasts? How are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike? Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? What's blue and has nipples? The dumpster at the cancer clinic. What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? Her boobs were too big for B shells. Why did God give women boobs and nipples? To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common? If you take away the legs and the breast you're...

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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. Ok, just once, but not here. So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. Would you be so kind as to dance with me? Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. An enormously wealthy year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: Here is some more from me: A father is asking a man who wants to marry his daughter about his income. So, how much is your monthly income to live by with my daughter? Well, if it is not enough, let it be. I already added that sir! Why did your teacher sent you off the school yesterday? A man who was 76 bought a new car and took it for a spin. A man went to a shop one day not knowing his flap was open. A woman saw him and said sir your...

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Breast jokes 30 jokes about breasts. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. The man caught her again and said, "Fine. They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?! Since I became pregnant , my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much. A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor! Again, there's a bright flash

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Boob jokes are the breast jokes! So we've juggled our options and decided to rack up a huge collection of funny boob jokes and puns just for you. I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs. A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes? The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere. Researchers say that one day it'll be conceivable to develop new body parts, such as new breasts and new hands. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by an woman who's hard of hearing. Still the old woman can't hear her, so the young woman lifts up her T-shirt baring her breasts and says, "Have you got anything for these? A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse. When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure? A company spokesperson declared this is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their boobs without listening to them. My wife was getting ready to go out last night when I said, "You can't wear that, I can see your boobs under it. An old married couple decide to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by booking the suite where they had their honeymoon all those years ago. The...

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Comedy Central Jokes - Complicated Breasts - I was walking with my friend who gets harassed a lot, because she has these huge tits. She has the kind of tits. Sep 9, - "i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit.". The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they.

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